Tuesday, January 10, 2012

"Those people got problems, but money ain't one of em."

I ran across this post in the Chicago Reader this evening while browsing for more potential jobs in Chicago.

PT Housekeeper/Nanny w/Car Needed

Part-time | 15-20

posted 01/07/2012
Location: Palos Park, IL
Start Date: ASAP
Job Title: Housekeeper/Nanny
Living Arrangements: Live Out
Car Required: Valid DL + Car
Education: High School Diploma
Position Length: Long Term Commitment (1+ years)
Schedule: Tues, Thurs, & Fri 9am-5pm(Part Time w/potential to go Full Time)
Salary: $15-20/hr (DOE)
Benefits: TBD
Job Description:
A busy and active family of 4 is seeking a proactive and detailed orientated housekeeper to care for a 10,000 sq ft estate in Palos Park. The family also includes two dogs. A successful applicant will have 4+ years of housekeeping experience, proactive, punctual, detail orientated, and take charge work ethic. The mom is a SAHM busy caring for 2 girls and needs a hands on housekeeper who can pitch in with nanny duties as needed.
Duties included are cleaning and maintaining the home, bedrooms, kitchen, and organization. A full charge housekeeper who can create an organized list of tasks and can work independently without direction.
Knowledge of the proper care of fine furnishings such as Granite, Marble, Stainless Steel, Hardwood Floors, etc. is required as well.


All I have to say is:

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! A TEN THOUSAND sq ft home?! That is asinine. I rolled my eyes so hard when I read this ad that I thought they just might stick to the back of my skull for all eternity.



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